Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
