wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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