I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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