don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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