please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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