You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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