Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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