Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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