Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Send help, water and tortillas.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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