I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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