I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
