Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
there's paper in my vomit.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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