Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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