Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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