I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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