you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
A+ Viking dick
I think I just shit out all my problems.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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