It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Randomize
