No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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