Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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