Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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