There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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