every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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