she was so not down for the gang bang
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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