You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Randomize
