I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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