Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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