Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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