So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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