With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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