I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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