...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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