dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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