9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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