You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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