But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
His nipple licking is glorious
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