He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The adults are the big ones right?
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