You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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