I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
third nipple confirmed
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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