so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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