how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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