i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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