I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He shit in the fireplace
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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