Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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