So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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