You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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