Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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