He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
This is my gift to your gina
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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