we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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