Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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