And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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