I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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