But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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