everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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