i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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