I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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