I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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