just come out here and I will go home with you...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
